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1.)take about 10 niacin pills it makes your metabolism go faster. (it's a supplement u won't OD on this stuff)
2.)drink a lot of vinegar (i wouldn't recommend it, it's nasty).
3.)drink lots of cranberry juice or take cranberry pills, it makes you pee a lot.
4.)work out at the gym, eat lots of fruit, and drink a bunch of water.

taking a bunch of niacin pills is not smart
a bunch of any supplement pills can cause gull stones
cause your body doesnt need all that at once

vinager tears your stomach apart

cranberry juice && cranberry pills is a better idea

but working out && eating fruits && drinkin lots of water is the smartes idea cause think about the healthier you eat && live the faster the toxins are gonna get outta your liver


I know all this bcause my cousin works for a gastronoligist office && the specialize with shit like lives stomach kidneys && gull bladders && bladders && asholes lol

yeah Cranberry pills are amazing!!, tkae some Ginko Biloba, it makes you retain more information!!! thats how i pass tests stoned

vinegar is a negative... all it will do is lower your PH levels a miniscule amount and is not worth the pain you will endeavour.... would look into other means before that...

If you want a guaranteed way to pass any drug test, I would suggest the whizzinator. http://www.whizzinator.com/ It is rather expensive, but if taking an observed test, there is no substitute. Their is an electric heat version, for those who's urine is temprature marked.

my ex boyfriend had to take a piss test, and we heard from one of our friends about taking Certo to pass a drug test. Certo is used to make jams, and jellys, & you can find it at any grocerie store..
its pretty cheap, probably 3$ a box. it comes with 2 packages, and you mix them both in gatorade, and
chug it. from what my ex told me, its not too tasty, and its thick. but it worked twice. he bought this expensive drink that was suppost to help you pass a piss test, and he failed it. he followed the directions right & everything.

i swear by water, milk thistle pills, and HOT YOGA. I have found hot yoga to be the best detox EVER. Yoga? in a 110 degree room? SWEATING OUT ALL OF YOUR TOXINS? yes. it works. and its fun!

Becarful with niacin!! When i was younger i ate a bunch (2x500) of niacin and got super sick! You can overdose on this. Not only was the burning (as to be expected with niacin- it burns the imprities out) and flushing there was stomack and mucles pains and cramps and of course the vomiting of blood. It litterally tore up my guts. I just thought id drop a warning in hopes of keeping others from feeling this very uncomfortable event. Niacin is safe to take (although i havnt since then) if taken properly but if taken reclessly you pay for it.

You have to be really careful with niacin for two reasons:

1) the physical effects
2) they test for too much niacin in your piss to cover up thc

Cranberry juice, vitamins and exercise. Go natural.

You can OD on niacin and it could potentially be fatal, so don't take more than 100 mg at a time. Also, make sure you have flushing niacin. Most pharmacies carry only non-flushing niacin, so you might have to look around. If you take it, try not to be in a hot room and avoid public places because your whole body will get lobster red.

i swear by water, milk thistle pills, and HOT YOGA. I have found hot yoga to be the best detox EVER. Yoga? in a 110 degree room? SWEATING OUT ALL OF YOUR TOXINS? yes. it works. and its fun!

Well I live in arizona and as of right now it's 108 outside. Do you need to go somewhere special for hot yoga? Or could I do it in my backyard? I'm starting to get into yoga so my parents [17 and live with strict dad] wouldn't think it was weird if I did it outside because I tan too.

My mom has been testing me weekly/ randomly and i need to start passing cause i dont want to be sent away but then again i REFUSE TO STOP. i love love love mary jane toomuch. i have been looking up ways to pass and still need help.
she uses the CVS cocaine/ pot at home tests with the little red lines

i am small haha 92 pounds and i dont know if 500 mg of no flush Niacin GNC brand would be safe for me.

also i heard of certo i think its the gel. anyone know more?

any thing to help me would be appriciated but just exercising and drinking tons of water and cranberry juice will not work cause the tests are just too random.

Thanks!

i swear by water, milk thistle pills, and HOT YOGA. I have found hot yoga to be the best detox EVER. Yoga? in a 110 degree room? SWEATING OUT ALL OF YOUR TOXINS? yes. it works. and its fun!

Well I live in arizona and as of right now it's 108 outside. Do you need to go somewhere special for hot yoga? Or could I do it in my backyard? I'm starting to get into yoga so my parents [17 and live with strict dad] wouldn't think it was weird if I did it outside because I tan too.

well i go to an actual class, but with 108 weather, hell yeah, do it outside. Hot yoga classes are sort of expensive (10-15 bucks a class)so doing it outside would def cut your costs.
just make sure you drink LOTS of water !

my last job did random piss tests... i just carried a small bottle of clean pee [my sister's, lol... you could use synthetic pee] in my sock and put a hand warmer [like "hot hands"] next to the bottle. as long as the pee is heated for a couple hours, it becomes the perfect temperature. they let me pee in a stall, so no one could see me take the bottle out of my sock and pour it into the cup. be careful, don't put the hand warmer directly on your skin, lol. you can find the perfect sized bottle if you go to the store and look for travel containers for shampoo and stuff. it is essential that you have the hand warmer. some people think it's enough to carry pee next to your skin [or tucked under your ball sac] but that doesn't warm it enough.

be careful if you take any kind of pills to clean out your system. too much of any vitamin or mineral is bad for your system. drinking lots of water or cranberry juice [the 100% juice kind, not the cranberry juice cocktail!] is a good idea. cranberries are a natural diuretic.

Well some one posted something about Certo the jelly making substance, and well my bf tried that mixture with 2 bottles of Gatorade, till his piss came out clear, he fucken chugged the hell of of them and pissed hard core. He drank two jelly Certo packages and a powder form of the Certo ( that was allot). We finally took the drug test and they came back positive, WTF he drank lots of that stuff and nothing happened. Is it because Certo does not work or is it because we smoke to much, we smoke allot on a daily basi , we some about a 10 a day maybe 5. I wonder if this other person that took Certo smokes as much as we do???
PALO AZUL!!
There is this thing called Palo Azul, its a pack with pieces of wood, u can buy it in any grocery store its located in the spices section, look under the mexican herbs and u should find that pack, also u can find it at a herb store were they usually sell things to cleanse ur body or things that have to do with religion or spirits. Well this Palo Azul is like $2, all u need to do is boil it with a gallon of water, place the palo azul and let it boil untill the water turns blue, turn it off set it aside and drink it all when its cooled down, it taste sour but just add some sugar and its like kool aid, this is what really helped us with our drug test, so Fuck that Certo thing, that stuff is for light weight smokers!!